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Rooms-Katholieke Voetbalvereniging Velsen is an association football club from Driehuis in the municipality of Velsen, Netherlands. The club was founded on 14 Augustus 1922 as VV Santpoort. This name was later changed. RKVV Velsen's home grounds are at Sportpark Driehuis.
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