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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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Albert Bauer was a professional baseball player. A pitcher, he played in two seasons in Major League Baseball for the Columbus Buckeyes and the St. Louis Maroons.
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