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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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